The Shrine of Orion

This morning is just like a normal morning. As warm as heck, and as busy as heck as well. I took the direct train that goes all the way from the red line to the green line and ended up standing still on a moving can of mackerel. And in those situation...

Eye Candy, Not Skin Candy

As a commuter, it's a really standard situation when you're really pinched between people without no apparent room to move around. I can't even check my cellphone when I got an SMS from my cousin. So, when there's a commercial on the tv about how we should behave on the MRT, well, it's not really applicable during rush hour. Just like this morning.

So there I was, standing still and don't want to move due to the number of.. euh... natural traps that available due to the office ladies who push their ways into an already super crowded train. Okay, I'm a guy and a normal one, so not that I will complain much about my position, it's just that... God, they're so hot... no, not in a hot as in sexy or what... they're hot as in temperature, it's like standing next to a vending machine... really, they generate that much heat.. (ok, there's one fact that I'm surrounded by 5 of 'em and not all of them actually generate the same amount of heat.)

Probably you're thinking... "If that so, why not you take out your handkerchief and just put on a happy face?" That's it. I can't. I can't move any of my peripherals without making contact with you-know-what. So there I was, sweating and luckily they alight at Clementi which makes my life better. Even though after that a barrage of uncles actually replace them and I had to push my way further deep inside the MRT. So for ladies, hey, don't blame everything on us... sometimes, it's just the circumstances calls for it. (fact: if the sweat really is excessive, then no choice, I will have to move and grab my armaments... a.k.a. Handkerchief)

Breakfast = Break Mood

I had a company breakfast this morning... the thing about company breakfast is... HOW COME YOU ONLY SERVE CARBO!??!?!? I neeeeeeeeed sooooomeeeee meeeeeeaaaaaaat, gimme soooomeee loooooove.... (quoting Alec Baldwin from 30 Rocks) Hehehe.... And there I was stunned by the food type that they have. Awww, come on, no communication or somethin'? And you say you're a team?

Well, anyway, there I was standing thinking on what to get, then suddenly one of my colleague approached me and said, "Today's food is mostly vegetarian, I think you should diet" F**k. There goes my mood and my appetite... I always have this attitude:

Ahahaha... I am so loving this dog... Niki!!! XD

It's not like I don't need one, it's just that I don't really need Oprah-wannabe to come up during such occasion to do that. I'm not really in the business where I should be as gay as watching my weight all the time and have comments like, "Oh my god, this suit makes me look fat..." Blaaaakh... So, yeah, that's my attitude.

Okay, that's all for now, gotta go back to work. Otherwise, I will be suggested to do blogging as my main job and doing training as my part-time.

Ciao.

Yeah... bite me... I'm updatin when I'm bored. Contrary to other people probably believe, I'm a talker. I talk a lot, only sometimes, I don't know about that guy/girl's interest. And I'm pretty damn sure, any otaku would have the same problem. We're more comfortable in front of the keyboard. Okay, enough of the pep talk.

Friendly Shoulder Tap

When I was in the LRT, approaching some station... I don't remember between Teck Whye and Keat Hong... and CCK... euh... yeah... Some guy suddenly tap on the shoulder and say "Euh... sorry, excuse me..." Ho~ That's a good sentence and courtesy, lad. I think he's used to stand behind someone like this:

Then, he will have to do shoulder tap... But today I'm not listening to anything, I mean, my ear is kinda free, so actually I'm quite aware that he's going to alight. But that's okay, a good courtesy is always a good start in the morning. Yeah, that and a good breakfast... I think.

Funny is just another F starting word

When I'm conducting a class, one thing that can keep the engine running is of course, the main element of the class itself, which is the participants. A trainer must be able to keep the class as lively as possible, and I don't give a rat a*s about such things as having to keep a strict relationship between trainer and trainee, blah this, blah that, no. I don't give a damn about that. I have my own method and all of those who adopt teacher style in teaching can kiss my neighbor's dog's arse, roll over, and die. So if I'm running my class, and the class is lively, that will be super. I will be very glad to conduct the class as spectacular as I can be.

The thing with the recent classes that I'm conducting, the participants are as good as a white paper. They're good at absorbing what I'm blabbering, but I can't really retrieve much of liveliness from them. These are the times when funny ain't mean a thing. And I don't like that. (among like hundreds of things that I don't like about a lot of things)

Okay, that's all for now. See ya all.

Ciao.

Was Indonesian...

Okay, I'm not much of a guy with a high sense of nationalism. But, at least if someone asks me question about where I'm from, I will proudly answer Indonesia. As worse as it gets, you can't help to miss your homeland. Aside from family and pets which I very much miss, there're things that's just irreplaceable, for example, simple things such as Warteg. Stands for Warung Tegal. A place where you can eat enough to supply you energy to lift a high number of bricks. And my favorite stall. But of course since I don't really work with tons of bricks, the energy goes to other area... yeah. Another thing is my friends. My dear friends. My companion, my なかま.

So somehow it really irritates me to hear someone say that he/she was an Indonesian. Umm... so what're you now, bub? Singdonesian? New species or sort?

New なかま

Well... sort of... there're two new temp staffs on my site. By having two new faces on my office, the ambient suddenly changes all of a sudden, my boss looks more focus to... well... whatever he's doing... when he's not busy chasing the staffs, of course. I have new colleague which adds up new people to talk to. And my other colleague... well... euh... next.

Anyway, that also means new lunch buddies! Haha, I haven't had lunch buddies since my senior or so called guru left the company. Euh.. surprisingly, my colleague also eat lunch o_O? Euh... probably he's bored eating lunch with me as well probably... Well, I'm an otaku and he's a self-proclaimed adult. So... a bit difficult on both sides...

I suppose that's all for the day. I was going to post so much, but suddenly blank. Nevermind. So, see ya.

Ciao.

PS: To the Tempuras, welcome !!! From your friendly neighborhood... Me.